What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:46

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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